yusterday:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

my window faces out into the street and a kid in my grade’s window is right across from it (though atleast 20 ft away) and i really should start closing my curtains when i change but i just can’t be bothered

whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.

flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

orbtrender:

*plays bioshock ost in the shower* welcome to rapture